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AntiFish....two words put together, with no real meaning. Thats the way we try to make things at AntiFish, Confusing. Do you want to join the Antifish? Email me and tell me why, we are recruiting new talent. --Your webmaster Tharkun *This is under Heavy construction. On Squirrels Squirrels as food once, i was hunting with my dad. he said to be quiet because i was making too much noise as i walked in the leaves of the forest. the squirrels must have heard me and they all ran away. i was cold. we didn't get any squirrels that day and i was sad. no squirrel cakes and groundhog gravy. ---Adam Smoking Squirrels this one day, my dad dropped his cigarettes on the patio as he was trimming some shrubbs and i told him "hey dad, you dropped your cigarettes" but he went on working. we began to pick up all the shrubb trimmings and we heard a lot of noise in the trees above us. there were a couple of squirrels playing. why do they play in such a way? ---Adam shampoo a squirrel used to bother all the bird feeders in my parent's back yard. anything we did would not stop the ravaging beasts. finally, my brother hit upon a plan. the plan was too "over feed" the squirrels so that they would go away, or better yet, feel so bad because they ate too much that they would stagger out of the trees gripping their bellies. he placed a two by four on the ground and nailled a ear of corn to it. then he left. a while later a bunch of squirrels stole the whole board and cob and we found it up in a tree a few days later. one day, my sister left the back door open and a squirrel got into the house. boy! it was dirty. she decided to give it a bath. it scratched up her arms while she applied johnson's baby shampoo to it. then she used a blow dryer on it while her little cuts bled. she put toilet paper on those. ---Adam There is this squirrel that lived in my garden. I used to call it The Squirrel. This squirrel used to chase away all the chipmunks and I said "Hey squirrel, why are you chasing away the chipmunks" The squirrel ran away and I was scared that it might not like me. ---Tom fool of a Took I saw a squirrel today, and he was moving fast like a crazy squirrel. He went back and forth, back and forth, across a road. Each time he had a nut with him. I asked him, "Why don't you take all the nuts at once," but he didn't hear me. I felt sad. ---Radagast i knew this squirrel one time, and i thought that he had a long way to walk from his tree, to his house in the other tree down the street. He just liked the nuts in my tree, but he lived in another. One day i decided to make a car for my squirrel, so i made him a car. He did not drive it. i said "dont you like your car squirrel? its a chevy" he ran into the street, so i guess he only liked fords. ---Tharkun One time, I knew this squirrel named Larry. Larry always wanted to sleep in my bed. One day i was going to sleep, but larry was in my sheets. I said, "Get up larry and go to your tree!!" Then, Larry told me that it was his bed to. I went to sleep. ---Tharkun Chittering i asked my brother one time why squirrels make funny noises. he said that they were mad. i watched them as they sat on this certain branch. they shook their tails in a hypnotic fashion and made a sound that is similar to a click. why are they mad? because of something you did. ---Adam Pictures � Copyright, 2000 AntiFish, All Rights Reserved. |